These are all stories either mine, my fiends, or the people
who email me's stories!
This is one me and my friend Mousty made in my English class, its
a "mini saga" Which means it has exacly 50 words.
The Evil Cheese and Pickle Sandwhich
There was a man who made a sandwhich. Inside he put Pickle and chhese. He poured
Himself a beer and went outside; while he was outside a flying octopus stole his beer. Then while his back was turned, a dodo
stole his sandwhich. While he chased, he suddenly spontainiously Combusted.Harry and Mousty
This was sent to me in a chain mail
New Virus!!!
Hi all,
There is a dangerous virus going around
(especially on a Friday). It is
called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else,
via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus
wipes out your private life completely.
If you
should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two
good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
Buy the antidote known
as BEER or BELLS. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from
your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
realize that you do not
have 5 friends, this means that you are already
infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS
VIRUS IS DEADLY!
